An open letter from Tr. Kasab (Rtd)

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From,
Tr. Kasab (Rtd)
Cell # 007
VIP Block
Arthur Jail
Mumbai

To,
All Ex-Colleagues
3ft Bunkers,
Under US Drone shadow


Dear Friends,

I am writing this to you from my retirement home in Mumbai. I am so sad to know that many of our colleagues are no more, when I am enjoying a cool life here. As usual I was going through the news papers, after finishing my breakfast. Again, one of our 26/11 team member was killed by the US forces.

Hope I don't have to remind you that dying while hiding is not a great thing. The government or our parent spy organization, which failed to protect our Big Boss, definitely will not protect you.

Sorry, I had to take a break as the doctor has come to check whether there are any issues with my health. It is laughable that the people who sponsor me here, has to wait days to get a doctor appointment. :)

I suggest you to request the government to hand over you to India. I can assure you that all your needs (food, cloth, shelter, security) would be met until you grow old and die. That too it is absolutely free, sponsored by the Indian tax payers. This option can also be used by all our fellow terrorists who want to retire.

Sorry guys, I have to stop writing. My lunch has arrived and the smell of chicken kabab is so tempting. Hope to meet you all soon, if you follow my advice. If not, meet you all in hell after 50 years.

warm regards,

Tr. Kasab

PS:- I have threatened my security guard to post this letter, saying that I will hurt myself and file a human rights violation against him. There are many jobless, publicity-seeking people here, who can even speak for us.

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